I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light
so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue
and then I realized
uh
oh
(via fuckyeahhowdy)
when u accidentally drag a tab and it turns into a new window
(Source: townsvillain, via fuckyeahhowdy)
SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY
(via wastedreamland)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via bisssy)
SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS
TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE
THIS IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD
(Source: ohsoswiftly, via oh-woah)
